We've just come back from 2
dreadful weeks in Marche and Umbria, where Maddy really showed the Italians how the Brits behave abroad.
She starts off nice enough:
... but then gets bored of the camera, and treats us to the Paparazzi death stare:
... fuels her rampage with a banana:
... washes it down with a Coca-Cola (which is Italian for 'Coke'):
... gets on the beers with Dad:
... stuns the locals by streaking across the Italian countryside:
... narrowly avoids being locked up by the local policia:
... and then hides the hangover behind her over-sized pink sunny g's:
Phew. What a fortnight.